Hello you scrumptious little readers of blogs! It seems I
have been neglecting you a big in the whole blogging stakes. Been a while since
I last did one, but I know you are all connoisseurs of quality rather than
quantity so I assume you don’t mind too much.
So why have I not blogged for a while? Why has my
Tweeting levels dipped considerably? I have not been living with the indigenous
Pygmy People of Mbuti, I have not been saving Whales, I’ve not be trapped in
Louis Walsh’s Sexatorium. I’ve just had an epic year of stuff happening.
Firstly work has gotten a lot busier. I am a Civil
Servant….or occasionally an Uncivil Servant if I am in a mood or lacking sleep…
which to some might sound like a boring job. I quite like mine though. I have
always been lucky in my role in that I have rarely been tied to a desk seeing a
production line of people or processing paperwork. I have always been slipped
into a nice niche (ooo-er missus) and have always enjoyed my job. Within the
past 6 months my role has changed a fair bit and I am involved in a lot more
than I used to be. I sometimes stay late to make sure I am well organised. This
is unheard of for me, but I find that I don’t mind doing it. Of course this
leaves me with much less time to tweet. Gone are the days when I did lots of
outreach work and could basically tweet loads between appointments.
The second thing that has kept me away from Twitter has
been my house which is “Lovingly” referred to as The House of Doom. I intend to
do a full blog about this once I am back in the house, but basically I had a
burst pipe in the attic which saturated pretty much the whole of my house.
Since then I have had to move out, spent a week living like Alan Partridge in a
Travel Tavern (well Premier Inn), followed by 2 weeks in my Mum & Dad’s Box
Room hemmed in like a prisoner – those nights as @Gazabelljailed paid off
there- and now I am in a temporary house for up to 6 months. My house is slowly
but surely coming back together and in all honesty will probably look much
better than it did before, but it has been a big upheaval and again has kept me
away from blogging & tweeting as much as I used to.
As well as that throw in the usual of situations with
family, friends, relationships, and just generally not being in the mood and that’s
why you get a lack of hot, steamy @Gazabell action!
Don’t worry though we are heading into my prime tweeting
part of the year. It is that time when Reality TV comes back to our screens
with a vengeance, and that is what I like doing most of all. Taking the piss
out of reality TV. We’ve just had #BGT which was ripe for the pisstake, but an
even better event is on the horizon. Tonight sees the return of Big Brother to
Channel 5. This is where you usually find the most deluded, arrogant, thick,
people ripe to be made fun of. I’ve got to admit that I have not watched the
last couple of series of normal Big Bro. I have with the celebrities but I
think this year I will come back to the non-celebrities. I am basically going
to spend today sharpening my claws, and doing Yoga in an attempt to free my mind
from all distractions, and sit like a Guru of Bitchiness in preparation to
unleash my tongue on the unsuspecting housemates (not in the good licky kind of
way either!). Apologies if you aren’t a fan of Big Brother, but if you are
following me then you should know by now that I do like a bit of pisstake telly
and I will be polluting your timelines over the coming weeks I’m afraid!
Think that will do for a blog for now. I will try to make
more of an effort to write them a bit more regularly now. So watch out for
shameless plugs on my Twitter Feed!
